Is your Husband a Gay? Signs & Indications

Posted: 07/05/2007 |Comments: 2 | Views: 9,415 |

SIGHTSEEING ON HONEYMOON

The honeymoon is meant for lots of frolicking indoors. However, if your hubby is obsessing about sight-seeing more than exploring you, it could either mean that he has a low libido or he's... gay. Ignore this if your hubby's into photography or film, though.

HE HAS AN UNDERWEAR FETISH...

Only that it's not for you. If your husband is collecting a range of funky looking underwear, they better be for you. Or else, someone else is having a blast at your expense. Other accessories to watch out for are lubricants, two cell phones and the occasional thong.

HE SPENDS MORE TIME IN THE BATHROOM GETTING READY

The metrosexual revolution might have already happened, but please remember that men and women traditionally have different methods to grooming. As in women take hours. So if he's taking too long, then he's taking too long... to come out as well.

INSTEAD OF THE USUAL WORLD CUP PARTY, YOUR HUSBAND THROWS AN ACADEMY AWARD PARTY
Men like sports. So if he's throwing a World Cup Party, you shouldn't be that concerned. But if it's going to be an Academy Award party that is driving him dizzy with excitement... then honey, you've got male. Male rivals, that is. Then again, he needn't be into sports to be straight. That's too literal.

HE PICKS OUT THE CLOTHES HE WANTS YOU TO WEAR SO YOU REMAIN IN STYLE

There are only two options for this. He's pulling off a James Steward from Alfred Hitchcock's Vertigo or else he's a queen. There are no in-betweens, if he's obsessing about what you're wearing. This though only applies to dainty pretty dresses he likes to see on you. Don't mistake this for the 'the dress is too revealing, so don't wear it'.

YOU ARE THE ONE BEGGING TO COSY UP ALL THE TIME

Once again, let's get back to traditions and norms. Men have testosterone, something that makes them yearn for sex more than women. If you're the one who's begging for sex, he's either having an affair with another woman, or he's having an affair with another man. Or he's just not into women, and he's married you.

HE WANTS TO DO A THREESOME... BUT WITH ANOTHER GUY...

Men like porn flicks with lesbians in them. But they wouldn't trade this fetish for sex with another man. Unless, he's bisexual of course. And if it's him making the request, it's not just good old-fashioned experimenting. It's sexperimenting... for his hunger. More importantly, threesomes are a telltale sign that something is amiss in a relationship - period whether he's straight or pink. Romping with mirrors for enjoyment is great fun. That way there's always more of you. But if he's looking into the mirror he's into himself. .. and his own kind. That's really not funny. Sex is passionate, and yes, the occasional laugh when bed bloopers occur is ok. But giggling at the act is not good.

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    Jose Noway 14/12/2009
    Possibly the stupidest, most ignorant, most inaccurate and most insensitive "article" ever written about anything. Ever! What a huge pile of bull***t. I'm amazed crap like this gets onto the Internet and is allowed to stand. Obviously dealing with a spouse who might be gay requires some sensitivity and tact, not the promulgation of unmitigated garbage like the piece available here...
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