How to Pimp out Your Facebook Profile to Look Cooler

Posted: 27/01/2011 |Comments: 0 | Views: 42 |

Everybody wants to look cooler on Facebook. It's "easy". Watch out for the chicks that want to look cooler. They'll look like a supermodel on Facebook – your mouth will get wet and your penis will get stiff from looking at her. But once you meet that girl in real life, she'll be far less hot. I'm not saying that this happens every time – but it's a possibility. Either way – DO NOT treat a girl as if her vagina was golden. It's not. That's how every douche treats her on Facebook. And they rarely, if ever, end up having sex with her. Her ego does not need a boost from you. At least NOT before you had sex with her.

So, how do you end up looking cooler than you are? Simply – you don't. Instead of trying to figure out how to TRICK some chick into believing that you are George Clooney, start doing something more worthwhile with your life. Then you won't just appear to be cool, you'll BE cool – like, for REAL. The problem with being a smelly faker, is that – she MIGHT get interested (or, she'll figure you out after 10 minutes of chatting, and then ignore you). IF she does get interested, and goes on a date with you – when she sees you in real life – she'll get DISAPPOINTED.

And that's a BIG problem. If you create this image in her head, that you are a GOD, the BEST of the GREATEST dude on Facebook. She'll be ULTRA excited to meet you, she'll talk about it with her girlfriends. And then, when you finally meet up – if you do not meet her expectations (and you won't), the image which you created in her head about you – she WILL FEEL tricked. And her vagina WILL NOT, I repeat will not – get wet. No matter what you do. If you promise her Brad Pitt and then bring her Joe from the hood – she'll RUN away. If you promise her "an OKAY/interesting guy" and then you're 10 times cooler in Real life. You'll blow her away.

The bottom line is that – Pimping out your profile WILL get you more dates, but does not guarantee you more sex with the Facebook ladies. So – it helps, ONLY if you do it RIGHT. Simply – DO NOT over-promise. Create an attractive Facebook profile that will lure her in, but don't overdo it. Be REAL. And if you don't have anything attractive going on in your life – GO DO SOMETHING. Today, not tomorrow.

Create it. Make it happen. Don't be a cunt. The point is that she EXPECTS you to be a MODERATELY COOL guy – and when you finally meed up in real life – you BLOW HER MIND by how much BETTER you are than what she expected. That's when she'll want to have sex with you. All night long baby. Not only that – she'll promote you to her girlfriends and get you residual sex.

Now, listen up – let's pimp out your profile a bit, but (I repeat, so it gets in your head) DO NOT overdo it. Overdoing it will BACKFIRE. The "Faking it" stuff WORKS only until you get to the date. There are too many fakes out there, being another monkey in the jungle won't grab her interest.

How to Pimp out Your FB Profile (and make her SCREAM "SEX" on your Wall) – Tip #1

Less is more. Type less stuff about yourself. Guys that say EVERYTHING are lame. Since they are too open, the girl thinks she already knows everything about them. When you have less info on your Facebook Profile, she'll have a REASON to ask you something, since she doesn't know enough about you. Don't tell her your relationship status. Make her wonder. Make her WANT to find out more.

How to Pimp out Your FB Profile (and get MAD SEX!) – Tip #2

Be unusual. Scan what other guys are doing, scan other guy's Facebook profiles. Who gets a lot of attention from chicks? If you are different from 99% of other guys (in a positive way of course) you'll get her attention. Don't get her attention by attacking her, instead – get HER to approach you.

So, how do you stand out from the crowd? Be unusual. Build a stronger identity. Take a look at your Facebook profile – what does it convey? What does your Profile say about you to a girl that knows NOTHING about you? What's her FIRST impression? It's often the most important thing. Think about it. What image does she have in her head? "Who is this guy?", "What does he do?", "What qualities does he have?", "Do other people like him?" "How do other people treat him?".

Girls are always SCANNING through your Profile, it they like it – they'll look into it deeper, DEEEEPER, when she starts sucking your penis. They'll search for OTHER PEOPLE'S OPINION about YOU. And she'll most often TREAT YOU ACCORDINGLY. So – if she sees that other people (your friends) respect you, think that you're cool, "Like" your stuff – she'll form a positive 1st impression about you. That's a good start. How you start is how you'll finish. So start good. Work on that.

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